Jimmy Valmer
He's a great writer and a great friend.
He can't walk, so is it tough living life? Not for this man. He helps us when it comes to writing jokes for our videos. So, if you don't like a joke, remember it's his writing too! He's also been a part of a gang once, but he left to join us. Here's a picture:
He was a part of the crips with his friend Timmy.
Not to mention, there was even a species of chameleon named after him that looks like him called a Valmeleon or a Sacrorum Valmer. Here's a picture:
This species was discovered in 2001. A space odyessy!
The best part? He's known to have the biggest wiener of all time! Here's a picture:
Taking too much viagra, eh?
So overall, Jimmy Valmer is a great person to be around because he's always funny and has a positive attitude. You should come on down to South Park and meet him and his friend Timmy but don't mess with Cartman.
