He may look like Thanos, and he gives you viruses, but he's a dong-tastic dude!
Being a meme in 2008, he's the only buddy to assist with our needs! He's even appeared in "Workin' Stiff and Friends"! By the way, did you know he had 3 girlfriends? They are Kirika Misono, NiGHTS and Rei Ayanami. But he lost them all, so he joined us! Here's a picture of what he used to be in before he joined us:
But, now that he is no longer a "womanizer", he is finally the mayor of Weirdtown, Arizona! And he does his job quite well.