ِAbdullah "Abboud" Bu Abboud Al-Abboud

Why didn't we get Eric Theodore Cartman to come and help us be a lawyer of JT Studios? Well, that would be too dang obvious and not very funny in a weird and bizarre kind of way (*Like any of this is actually funny in the first place*). As such, we got his legally distinctive cousin all the way from Jordan to help us with that.

Abboud over here is certainly a party animal! Despite professing to be a Muslim, he certainly doesn't really act like one, as he once tried to burn down a mosque because he didn't get a piece of candy, only to be stopped by Hammoud. The thing he is most known for is transforming into legally distinctive versions of popular superhero characters, namely with Spider-Man or Batman. However, he has since retired from that, now acting as our chief litigator, as he helps our fine "staff" get rid of anybody who doesn't quite understand the parodic and anti-humorous nature of our videos, mainly with "Pool Ball Adventures".